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You guys ever listen to Johnny Cash? Ring of Fire takes on an entirely new meaning after eating a half cup of chili flakes.

Dear Christ in heaven, please soothe my burning asshole.
 
There's a NIN thread floating around in the Arts subforum. It's pretty priceless, the way people blather on about the deep, philosophical importance of Reznor's teenage angst.
 
Johnny Cash said:
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything.
They're currently using this in a UK ad campaign to sell something or other. Can't remember what. But, anyway, Johnny Cash is a legend.
 
That's a weird song to sell stuff with. Razor blades or drugs would work.

Did you know that's a NIN song covered by Cash? You probably did. That's probably why you brought it up.

Question:
Why aren't British women attractive?
 
redarmy11 said:
I'm not out to ruin the thread, it's perfectly on-topic, almost.
it needs to be ruined.
it needs to be ground into the dirt by the heel of those jack booted moderators.
 
Alright, I'm going to take a break from the intraweb. You guys continue the inanity. And I'd like to see a penis tree before the day is out.


PS
You know, I've been looking really hard for this one type of porn, but never found it. Maybe you guys could help me.

It goes like this:
Tree has hole in it like a vagina.
Man puts penis in tree with vagina-like-hole.
Hot sex with tree.
Bark shot.
Fin.
 
Most advertising these days isn't so much about selling stuff as it is about a bunch of trendy admen trying to out-cool each other.

And no, I didn't know it was a NIN song actually. Weird. I think Johnny Cash is even cooler now.

Answer:
They're all fat housewives called Brenda who work in fish processing plants and have no teeth.
 
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