Do the size of your breasts mean more than finding the right bra?

[redarmy11]

I also found Jaybee highly amusing so I've been doing some research. It may help to put (Q)'s posts into some kind of perspective:

Links to Jaybee's threads and posts:

Jaybee's Threads
Jaybee's Posts

His biography:

New-school Chauvinist, fucker of good-looking women, Elitist Technocrat (get a dictionary, stupid assholes), generator of wealth through business and speculation.

One of his threads:

27 y.o gold-digger bitch stabs 72 y.o husband
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=53533

Can you believe this cunt? She's making £200 per session (and certainly looks only worth about £70!), about 15 tricks a week, and she STILL milks some old fool for more than whatever cum is left in his pencil.

And when the old fool can't pay for any more jewellery, foreign holidays or designer clothes?

A FUCKING knife in his ribs.

I hope they put the bitch in a bulldyke lesbian prison...with strap-ons.


Jaybee.

His last post, in ToR's agony aunt thread (barred for 1 week as a result, and not been back). This one's probably my favourite. I found it by searching for the words 'teeth' and 'stump':

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1064482#post1064482

Dear ToR,

I'm considering becoming a partner in a new venture, we're looking to open up a strip club just outside London, we've done our research and we'd be the only club in a good few miles.

I've submitted a business plan to the banks, one of them has offered to lend us 1m with my partner and I each putting in 250k of our own money, slightly more than I'd hoped, but we can fund it.

Now, in the strip club game you have to control your girls with an iron rod so that the patrons also get one; my partner's a woman, and she feels unable to get physical with the girls should circumstances warrant.

When a girl gets out of line after being warned, what kind of beating can I administer that won't leave her unable to work? As timing is paramount, I'm only liable to wait until the early ours of Sunday morning to take some uppity mare into the car park and smash her nose to a bloody stump, or give her a good kick in the [deleted].

Actually...yes, that's it!!! [deleted]

You know, ToR, I'm glad I asked the question here, this place truly has amazing powers, I was worrying about giving bitches black eyes and breaking teeth that would show for next weekend, but this thread has inspired me!!!

Once we've sited the club I'll send a complimentary invite to you and your grandmother ToR, the night is on the management!

Yours in gratitude,


Jaybee.[/b]

Moderator note: Jaybee has been banned for 1 week for advocating violence against women.

Last edited by James R : 06-10-06 at 03:12 AM.

As for (Q), it seems obvious to me that he doesn't feel confident around beautiful women, especially assertive ones, so the only way he can communicate with them is by attacking them, just like pre-adolescent boys do. This must have occurred to other members too. I'm not sure he's aware of how this reflects on him, or whether he cares.

Just talk to them (Q) - they won't bite.

 

[Absane]

Well it has been longer than a week... he is still banned.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

What happened to the breasts? I'm not going to wade through that muck in the hope of finding another picture of breasts.

Can someone quote the breasts I missed?

I'm here purely for the science.

 

[redarmy11]

http://www.google.co.uk/images?as_q...as_filetype=&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=images

Please note: 'SafeSearch' is on.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

I'm not going to fall for that one.

 

[S.A.M.]

I also found Jaybee highly amusing so I've been doing some research. It may help to put (Q)'s posts into some kind of perspective:

Thanks for the research Red; now I wish the guy was here so I could take him apart piece by piece

As for (Q), it seems obvious to me that he doesn't feel confident around beautiful women, especially assertive ones, so the only way he can communicate with them is by attacking them, just like pre-adolescent boys do. This must have occurred to other members too. I'm not sure he's aware of how this reflects on him, or whether he cares.

Just talk to them (Q) - they won't bite.

Ah! a new perspective; certainly worth considering.

 

[S.A.M.]

I'm sort of a cross between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jackson Browne, or so I've been told by those who constanty ask for their autographs.

so you're saying you're 60 years old ?

Well too late to grow up, I guess.

 

[redarmy11]

Now now, Sam, that's hardly fair - (Q)'s not around to defend himself.

So go for it! Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

 

[S.A.M.]

Well they'd hardly be asking for his autograph if he was in his twenties, which was what I had thought

 

[redarmy11]

Maybe he's had a hard life - working on his dad's farm maybe, out in the sun, all that UVR. It takes it's toll.

 

[S.A.M.]

Fried his face AND his brain, you mean?

 

[redarmy11]

Since he's just showed up I'll let him answer that.

 

[S.A.M.]

Wet your pants already?

 

[redarmy11]

Nah. I could batter him with both of my hands tied behind my back and one leg in a bucket.

Just believe in giving him a fair trial, that's all.

PS Is he to be drowned if he sinks or if he floats now? I keep forgetting.

 

[(Q)]

I am confident in my body shape and him saying my boobs sit around a thick waist is kind of irrelevant when the pics clearly show them sitting high above a slim waist.

Ah, back from reciting affirmations in front of the mirror?

Meanwhile as Spurious said personality will win over any body shape.

Yet, another strike against you. Oh oh! Now what are you going to do?

What we know about Q is that even if he looked like Brad Pitt he is an ugly person.

In your dreams - analyze that.

 

[(Q)]

I also found Jaybee highly amusing so I've been doing some research. It may help to put (Q)'s posts into some kind of perspective:

As for (Q), it seems obvious to me that he doesn't feel confident around beautiful women, especially assertive ones, so the only way he can communicate with them is by attacking them, just like pre-adolescent boys do.

What beautiful women do you refer?

This must have occurred to other members too. I'm not sure he's aware of how this reflects on him, or whether he cares.

Care about what? Perhaps you have me confused with someone from the group think?

 

[S.A.M.]

This is confusing; can a 60 year old write like an aggravated adolescent?

 

[Avatar]

I like athletic women, big breasts make women clumsy and inefficient for hiking.

 

[nubianconcubine]

... ...

that was mean.

ignore that. my browser deposited me somewhere else in the thread and my comment has nothing to do with what's going on here.

 

[S.A.M.]

ignore that. my browser deposited me somewhere else in the thread and my comment has nothing to do with what's going on here.

Well that certainly clarifies everything