Jokes and Funny Stories II

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Tell us a joke.

Have you heard the one about the joke nobody's told yet?
Neither have I, I'd say nobody knows what it is.

Har har
 
I was in hospital the other day and the Respiratory specialist saw my Pulse Oximeter so I said that it only cost me $3.95 from TEMU. He asked me "did I hear about the large TEMU factory that burnt down recently" and both the nurse and I said NO. He kept a straight face and replied 'the total loss was 57 dollars."
 
Зеленский и Трамп плывут на лодке после кораблекрушения. Трамп заснул на корме, а Зеленский гребёт на вёслах. И тут Зеленскому становится обидно, что он маленький, а должен грести, в то время как Трамп преспокойно спит себе на корме. Он берёт весло и бьёт Трампа по голове. Трамп подскакивает с криком: "А?! Что?!" На что Зеленский отвечает:"Что, Донни? Я смотрю, не спится тебе? Ну на, погреби..."
 
ольга said:
Зеленский и Трамп плывут на лодке после кораблекрушения. Трамп заснул на корме, а Зеленский гребёт на вёслах. И тут Зеленскому становится обидно, что он маленький, а должен грести, в то время как Трамп преспокойно спит себе на корме. Он берёт весло и бьёт Трампа по голове. Трамп подскакивает с криком: "А?! Что?!" На что Зеленский отвечает:"Что, Донни? Я смотрю, не спится тебе? Ну на, погреби..."
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Perhaps, that was funny in your native tongue?
 
ольга said:
Zelensky and Trump are sailing on a boat after a shipwreck. Trump has fallen asleep in the stern, and Zelensky is rowing. And then Zelensky gets upset that he is little and has to row, while Trump is sleeping peacefully in the stern. He takes an oar and hits Trump on the head. Trump jumps up and shouts: "Huh?! What?!" To which Zelensky replies: "What, Donnie? I see you can't sleep? Well, go ahead, row..."
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Do you think it's appropriate to be making jokes about Zelensky while your country is firing missiles into Kyiv killing innocent people?
 
(Q) said:
Do you think it's appropriate to be making jokes about Zelensky while your country is firing missiles into Kyiv killing innocent people?
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Мартин, так это шутка не над Зеленским, а над Трампом. Ему же "прилетело" веслом...
 
ольга said:
Martin, this is not a joke about Zelensky, but about Trump. He got hit with an oar...
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Zelensky and Trump are not in a boat together, that would be Putin and Trump, they are working together to destroy Zelensky. What is wrong with you?
 
(Q) said:
Zelensky and Trump are not in a boat together, that would be Putin and Trump, they are working together to destroy Zelensky. What is wrong with you?
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У нас сегодня во всех новостях написали, что при штурме погиб сын замдиректора цру. Он воевал против Украины.
 
ольга said:
Today all the news wrote that the son of the deputy director of the CIA died during the assault. He fought against Ukraine.
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I think I understand now, you are pro-Putin, you are here to make us all friendly towards Russia.
 
sculptor said:
Why would any rational person support Zelensky ?
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Setting aside the idealistic aspect of a superpower declaring war on another soveriegn nation, are you aware of the strategic geographical position of Ukraine within the European theatre, and what it will do to Europe if that Russian superpower takes over Ukraine?

Followup question: do you think, if Russia successfully takes over Ukraine, they will just ... stop there? Especially if they don't meet resistance from the rest of Europe?
 
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