NASA's Child Slave Colony on Mars

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http://www.news18.com/news/buzz/we-do-not-have-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars-nasa-1447965.html

He’s at it again. Conspiracy theorist and human gopher Alex Jones announced his latest revelation and it’s out of this world. On Infowars, his radio talk show, which is beamed across 118 stations in the US, his guest on Thursday was Robert David Steele, who, according to the latter’s Wikipedia page and website, is a former clandestine services case officer at the Central Intelligence Agency (you know how much spies love publicity) and author of several books. He was also, briefly, the Reform Party candidate for the US Presidential Elections in 2012. Which is a shame when you imagine the missed TV gold opportunity of him in debate with Donald Trump in this last election cycle.

But never mind all that. While on Jones’ show, Steele mentioned how NASA established a colony on Mars to which they shipped kidnapped children over a 20-year space ride. The fact that, in that case, they wouldn’t be kids anymore wasn’t touched upon. Once there, the “kids” have no alternative but to become slaves at the colony, because that’s just how NASA rolls apparently.

Not content with just enslaving said children, NASA also murders some of them for their blood and bone marrow, after terrifying them first so that there’s enough adrenaline in the blood. This, according to Steele, is a form of pedophilia, which is, again, performed on 20-plus year old kids. NASA’s machinations includes shutting off space probes, whenever in the vicinity of the slave camps, so that the rest of us don’t see them.

NASA denied the allegations, narrowly avoiding collectively rolling their eyes.

Fun fact: NASA’s budget is a little over 18 billion dollars. Estimates put the cost of initially putting just four people on Mars at six billion dollars. But then maybe the slaves get a children’s discount.

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No, seriously... what? I don't even... what?

And people trust InfoWars as a "good source of information"...?
 
Please sir I have a question

How many of those who say we didn't put a man on the moon believe we have have a child slave camp on Mars?

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What a technical feat NASA has achieved! A colony on Mars. Pity about the 20+ year old slave kids, of course, but hey! Kudos for the cool Mars colony!
 
20 years to Mars? What did they do? Take the scenic route through the Kuiper belt?

Oh, wait I get it now. It was a shipload of kids. You know how they are; always making you stop so that they can use the restroom.
 
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20 years to Mars? What did they do? Take the scenic route through the Kuiper belt?

Oh, wait I get it now. It was a shipload of kids. You know how they are; always making you stop so that they can use the restroom.

I believe the 20 years bit was that the kids were put in space for 20 years? I'm not really sure... then again, given where the comment came from, who knows.
 
NASA needs money. Getting to Mars is expensive. But they don't tell anybody they are already there and they want to send more unmanned probes, because getting to Mars is expensive. Evidently it's cheaper to send a boat load of kids than to send a rover that can fly around instead of going ten feet per sol.
 
NASA needs money. Getting to Mars is expensive. But they don't tell anybody they are already there and they want to send more unmanned probes, because getting to Mars is expensive. Evidently it's cheaper to send a boat load of kids than to send a rover that can fly around instead of going ten feet per sol.
Was it the kids who sent back the idea about growing potatoes on Mars for the movie The Martian?

Have the kids (surely adults by now and breading?) Have they had time to form societies like The Flat Mars Society?

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Was it the kids who sent back the idea about growing potatoes on Mars for the movie The Martian?

Have the kids (surely adults by now and breading?) Have they had time to form societies like The Flat Mars Society?

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Unfortunately, by the time Mark Watney got there the kids had voted to defund NASA and close down the colony. Sadly, they forgot to include a means for them to return to Earth.
 
These people are just doing this to see how far they can push morons. Alex Jones clearly believes he's a good guy and a lot of the shit he spouts. But I refuse to believe that on a personal level he swallows his own bullshit. He's making millions per year on this shit and that's why he does it.
 
These people are just doing this to see how far they can push morons. Alex Jones clearly believes he's a good guy and a lot of the shit he spouts. But I refuse to believe that on a personal level he swallows his own bullshit. He's making millions per year on this shit and that's why he does it.
He's on record as saying it's just a "persona". Good con men don't buy into their own cons.
 
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