I'll respond rationally to a rational post, and I'll use an irrational post to have a bit of fun with. I like a nice flamewar now and then, and I don't see what's wrong with that.
I'll show you rational, you stupid lying deceiving atheist satanist fool. I've crapped better crap than you. My flames could eat your flames for breakfast then start a little flame family on the ashes of your freshly-flamed corpse. God's gonna kick your ass and I'm gonna laugh about it and thumb my nose at your smited remains, you heathen infidelic pagan scum.
Let's see Cthulu rescue you from THAT five-alarm blaze!