And God said, "Do not be afraid Adam, it is I, your father, I realised you were lonely and I thought I'd knock you out and make you a nice juicy rib to keep you company, because I love you."
"Huh?" Said Adam.
"Yes that's right, you heard right, a nice juicy rib you can gnaw on anytime you like, not only that but it will also do all the housework as well and will always remind you of things you've forgotten to do, such as replacing the water in your hampster's cage!"
"Too late for that now guy!" Said hampster.
"You sure you got the right Adam?" Said Adam.
"But of course, you are Adam of Eden aren't you?"
"Wrong! Dude."
"Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Are you sure?" God said scratching his halo.
"I think your losing your marbles old geezer!" Said Hampster impatiently, "Look, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time and you're really spoiling my revenge against this idiot who left me to very nearly die from thirst. Why don't you just take your rib and shove it?"
"I beg your pardon? D'you know who I am? I am! That's right. And I didn't get where I am today by shoving ribs, no sirree." Said God getting slightly warm under the collar, which was made of black leather adorned with studs.
As all of this was taking place Adam felt something grab him by the ankles and begin to pull him away from the fracas. He looked to see who it was pulling him and saw Fritz and the 5 year old girl backing away frantically towards the doors of the truck. Meanwhile God and hampster were really having a go at each other.
"Yeah sod off you stupid old funker!" Hampster was shouting.
"This is outrageous, I will create myriad wars, plagues and famines for the likes of you and you dare to talk to me with such insolence? I will flood the plains of the earth and then send you my boy to sort you out you furry bag of shit. And then, and then I'll make hampster food unclean and it will be a sin to feed you, you ungrateful animal, mark my words for I, have spoken!" God shouted back.
"Oh fogoff, you old twerp!" Hampster said as he ran on the spot nervously out of habit.
Fritz opened the doors of the truck and looked at Adam, "Come on man let's split this scene, it's too uncool here, let's go!"
"Are you coming with us?" Adam said to the girl.
"No, I have to stay with my people, they need me!" She said, "But before you go, take this", and she handed him some gum. "If you're ever in trouble, take some, but becareful, it's genuine juicy fruit!"
"Wow!" Said Adam truly humbled, as tears began to well up in his eyes and the girl's pretty features swam in and out of watery focus.
Fritz grabbed him by the arm and got ready to fly, "1, 2, 3, let's goooooo!" He shouted as they both tumbled out of the truck and did cartwheels across the dusty yellow brick road ending up in a corn field.