I believe a "page 28" party is in order, to celebrate the aubundance of alcohol, and to see what we can do about it
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(How'd you know it was gonna be page 28? Did you edit afterwards?)
Looks like the natives are throwing another party. What a frivolous society I find myself in. I'll go if Sexy Blue's cooking. Otherwise, I think I'll go off on an expedition with Flossie. If I can't get Blue to make an ape-man, maybe I can find some naturally. One can always hope.
Looks like the natives are throwing another party. What a frivolous society I find myself in. I'll go if Sexy Blue's cooking. Otherwise, I think I'll go off on an expedition with Flossie. If I can't get Blue to make an ape-man, maybe I can find some naturally. One can always hope.
of course i'm cooking. Atm though i'm working on a robot to clean your place. Come check it out, give me some advice on how to improve it. You and your ape men. As for the page 28, i'm just that good.
Veal scallopini tonite for all. Also been at the workshop again, i've got organic bubble bath available now.
Veal scallopini tonite for all. Also been at the workshop again, i've got organic bubble bath available now.
OI, who put the bubble bath in the pond???? DON"T YOU KNOW THE WATERFALL IS GOING TO CAUSE BUBBLES TO FLOOD THE VILLAGE
Day: The day before tomorrow
spuriousmonkey was laying passed out on the other side of the road. He had one leg up a tree and the other on the ground, doing the night he had attempted to walk straight up the tree, it actually had looked like it would worked until gravity had kicked in and dropped spuriousmonkey flat on his back in the grass.
I left spuriousmonkey for a while and when in to the village. Behind Sexy Blues house the aroma of some thing cooking caught my attention. The only opening was a small window, set high on the house, rearing up i peeked inside, Where Sexy Blues was pouring water in to a bathtub, then she added soap and soon there where bubbles all over, just before I dropped back down, Sexy Blue dropped her outer skin and stepped in to the tub.
On the front side of the house the door was closed. Luckily in an open window was several bottles like the one Sexy Blue had used in her bathroom, i borrowed 1 and went back to the pond to make my own bubble bath.
spuriousmonkey was not where i had left him, so i proceeded down to the pond, I found spuriousmonkey under the waterfall, eager to show my new finding I dropped the bottle in the water, waiting for the bubbles to come, but nothing happened, I even tried to drown the bottle, still nothing, I was getting frustrated. It was not until spuriousmonkey opened the bottle we got our bubbles, and boy did we get bubbles.
edit: was jaded's house not behind the waterfall
spuriousmonkey was laying passed out on the other side of the road. He had one leg up a tree and the other on the ground, doing the night he had attempted to walk straight up the tree, it actually had looked like it would worked until gravity had kicked in and dropped spuriousmonkey flat on his back in the grass.
I left spuriousmonkey for a while and when in to the village. Behind Sexy Blues house the aroma of some thing cooking caught my attention. The only opening was a small window, set high on the house, rearing up i peeked inside, Where Sexy Blues was pouring water in to a bathtub, then she added soap and soon there where bubbles all over, just before I dropped back down, Sexy Blue dropped her outer skin and stepped in to the tub.
On the front side of the house the door was closed. Luckily in an open window was several bottles like the one Sexy Blue had used in her bathroom, i borrowed 1 and went back to the pond to make my own bubble bath.
spuriousmonkey was not where i had left him, so i proceeded down to the pond, I found spuriousmonkey under the waterfall, eager to show my new finding I dropped the bottle in the water, waiting for the bubbles to come, but nothing happened, I even tried to drown the bottle, still nothing, I was getting frustrated. It was not until spuriousmonkey opened the bottle we got our bubbles, and boy did we get bubbles.
edit: was jaded's house not behind the waterfall
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outcast - spuriousmonkey
'ouch'
I woke up lying the grass with my back hurting. I couldn't imagine how my back could have gotten so painful suddenly. The grass I was lying in seemed pretty soft to me.
Anyway, I had gotten quite dirty from lying the grass and also I had gotten slightly overheated from sleeping in the sun.
I decided to have a swim.
To my surprise the tiger arrived at the pond with a bottle in his mouth. It dropped it in the pond. It looked at it and roared. Was it trying to communicate with me? Could there be a nice drink in that bottle? I grabbed it and unscrewed the cap and brought it to my mouth. I took a big gulp...and PFEWWWWWW...spit it out immediately with such a force that it looked like a fine mist. I dropped the bottle in the pond. What a VILE drink!
Immediately bubbles and foam started to form where the waterfall dropped in the lake. Someone must have spilled some soap I thought by myself. How irresponsible!
The tiger seemed pretty pleased by the current events. It jumped in the pool and started splashing around making even more bubbles.
The foam started rising. Soon I was upt to my chin in foam. OH SHIT..SOAP IN MY EYE....SOAP IN MY EYE...SOAP IN MY EYE...
I started running for the shore and tripped several times doing so. I also managed to bump into the tiger and fall again. I finally reached the shore but SOAP WAS STILL IN MY EYE!!!....I ran and ran...hoping that soon the SOAP WOULDN'T BE STILL IN MY EYE!!!
outcast - spuriousmonkey
'ouch'
I woke up lying the grass with my back hurting. I couldn't imagine how my back could have gotten so painful suddenly. The grass I was lying in seemed pretty soft to me.
Anyway, I had gotten quite dirty from lying the grass and also I had gotten slightly overheated from sleeping in the sun.
I decided to have a swim.
To my surprise the tiger arrived at the pond with a bottle in his mouth. It dropped it in the pond. It looked at it and roared. Was it trying to communicate with me? Could there be a nice drink in that bottle? I grabbed it and unscrewed the cap and brought it to my mouth. I took a big gulp...and PFEWWWWWW...spit it out immediately with such a force that it looked like a fine mist. I dropped the bottle in the pond. What a VILE drink!
Immediately bubbles and foam started to form where the waterfall dropped in the lake. Someone must have spilled some soap I thought by myself. How irresponsible!
The tiger seemed pretty pleased by the current events. It jumped in the pool and started splashing around making even more bubbles.
The foam started rising. Soon I was upt to my chin in foam. OH SHIT..SOAP IN MY EYE....SOAP IN MY EYE...SOAP IN MY EYE...
I started running for the shore and tripped several times doing so. I also managed to bump into the tiger and fall again. I finally reached the shore but SOAP WAS STILL IN MY EYE!!!....I ran and ran...hoping that soon the SOAP WOULDN'T BE STILL IN MY EYE!!!
Where's that bloom'n elephant??? I NEED A HOSE!!!
Hurry, cause it's rather diffifficult to hold a tackled tiger down.
So after sweeping the suds out of my hut, (and i pity those with a house near the waterfall) and finishing off inv's robot, i deliver it to his house, where he was in the midst of packing for his expedition and cleaning the bubbles up. I think he was moderatly impressed with the robot, especially the inbuilt cappocino macchine and washing machine, but he seemed dissapointed about the lack of ape-men butlers.
I have decided to place the bubble bath under lock and key from now on, before i get not-so-dirty looks from the others.
Hurry, cause it's rather diffifficult to hold a tackled tiger down.
So after sweeping the suds out of my hut, (and i pity those with a house near the waterfall) and finishing off inv's robot, i deliver it to his house, where he was in the midst of packing for his expedition and cleaning the bubbles up. I think he was moderatly impressed with the robot, especially the inbuilt cappocino macchine and washing machine, but he seemed dissapointed about the lack of ape-men butlers.
I have decided to place the bubble bath under lock and key from now on, before i get not-so-dirty looks from the others.
scivillage report
outcast - spuriousmonkey
I had rubbed my eyes until they were as red as a communist flag. I tried to look around me but all I could see were things that looked like trees. Maybe it hadn't been smart to run for an hour or so in an unknown direction. I had the feeling that I was kind of lost.
That sucked because I had lost my bottle of scirum.
I sat down on a treetrunk and poked with a stick in an ants nest. That was rather a silly thing to do. Before I knew it they had marched a legion of stinging ants in my pants. And before I knew it my legs were carrying me another hour or so of running in an unknown direction.
outcast - spuriousmonkey
I had rubbed my eyes until they were as red as a communist flag. I tried to look around me but all I could see were things that looked like trees. Maybe it hadn't been smart to run for an hour or so in an unknown direction. I had the feeling that I was kind of lost.
That sucked because I had lost my bottle of scirum.
I sat down on a treetrunk and poked with a stick in an ants nest. That was rather a silly thing to do. Before I knew it they had marched a legion of stinging ants in my pants. And before I knew it my legs were carrying me another hour or so of running in an unknown direction.
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Sci Village : The Bubble Menace
It wasn't long after spuriousmonkey had dropped the bottle into the water, that the first bubbles appeard, I slapped it back down with much enjoyment forming even more bubbles as my paw hit the water. Soon the where bubbles everywhere, jumping around I tried to get them all, but there where just to many and before long the bubbles even reach above my head.
spuriousmonkey was having funny to, I bumped in the him several times in my quest to kill the bubble menace, but lost track of him as he disappear behind the wail of bubbles, althou once in a while I could still hear him somewhere shouthing.
But all good things have to come to an end. Standing in the edge of the shrinking bubbles menace I was suddenly tackled to the ground, It was Sexy Blue who had come to join the fun with a little play fighting of her own, i thougth.
But Sexy Blue had other plans up her slews, which came apparent when a shadow blocked the sun, it was Flossie the elephant who had joined in. Towering above us, I Looking up at Flossie, he had a strange smile appone his face, a second later, it struck me “its a payback smile”, then Flossie unleased a river of cold water from his trunk, washing all the bubbles off.
To be continued in : Sci Village : Attack of the Ants
It wasn't long after spuriousmonkey had dropped the bottle into the water, that the first bubbles appeard, I slapped it back down with much enjoyment forming even more bubbles as my paw hit the water. Soon the where bubbles everywhere, jumping around I tried to get them all, but there where just to many and before long the bubbles even reach above my head.
spuriousmonkey was having funny to, I bumped in the him several times in my quest to kill the bubble menace, but lost track of him as he disappear behind the wail of bubbles, althou once in a while I could still hear him somewhere shouthing.
But all good things have to come to an end. Standing in the edge of the shrinking bubbles menace I was suddenly tackled to the ground, It was Sexy Blue who had come to join the fun with a little play fighting of her own, i thougth.
But Sexy Blue had other plans up her slews, which came apparent when a shadow blocked the sun, it was Flossie the elephant who had joined in. Towering above us, I Looking up at Flossie, he had a strange smile appone his face, a second later, it struck me “its a payback smile”, then Flossie unleased a river of cold water from his trunk, washing all the bubbles off.
To be continued in : Sci Village : Attack of the Ants
The robot that Sexy Blue delivered took a while to figure out. The least she could have done was written a users manual. I had to fiddle with it for hours before I began to understand it's functions. At one point, I nearly pissed my pants when it started screaming "DEATH, MURDER, KILL!!!" Fortunately, I figured out how to turn off the Death to all humans mode Blue had thoughtfully installed.
Finally, I coerced it into producing a cup of Cappacino and cleaning the house. Ahh, that's better. The infernal clanking and whirring as it moved about was about to drive me batty. I'll have to make a note to set it to operate when I'm not at home from now on. But, I better let it finish tidying up first.
I head out to the balcony to get a breath of fresh air and a bit of quiet. As soon as I step onto the veranda, I hear a great commotion coming from below. Is that Flossie? I look down and see a great swath of bubbles foaming from the pool enveloping the village. Good thing I built my house 30 feet up on the side of a cliff. The decision has never seemed wiser than it does right now.
Blue is leading Flossie about hosing everything that moves. Kunax and SpuriousMonkey frantically try to escape the flow of water, but keep slipping in the bubbles. I think they're half blinded by the soap as well.
Oh, this is good. I pull up a chair and watch the action unfurl below. I desperately try to think of what I can do to make the action even more chaotic. I briefly consider setting Mac (the Robot) to Death to all humans mode and releasing him in the melee, but I decide to wait on that tactic. Besides, if he's noisy now, how noisy will he be after wading through bubble bath. I make a note to ask Blue about some lubricating oil for his joints.
Wait, I know. When we rescued the village from the cannibal menace, they gifted me with a huge bag of balloons. I run inside and fill some up with shaving cream, water, cappacino, anything I can think of. I go back to the balcony and begin lobbing my balloons on the unsuspecting targets.
Finally, I coerced it into producing a cup of Cappacino and cleaning the house. Ahh, that's better. The infernal clanking and whirring as it moved about was about to drive me batty. I'll have to make a note to set it to operate when I'm not at home from now on. But, I better let it finish tidying up first.
I head out to the balcony to get a breath of fresh air and a bit of quiet. As soon as I step onto the veranda, I hear a great commotion coming from below. Is that Flossie? I look down and see a great swath of bubbles foaming from the pool enveloping the village. Good thing I built my house 30 feet up on the side of a cliff. The decision has never seemed wiser than it does right now.
Blue is leading Flossie about hosing everything that moves. Kunax and SpuriousMonkey frantically try to escape the flow of water, but keep slipping in the bubbles. I think they're half blinded by the soap as well.
Oh, this is good. I pull up a chair and watch the action unfurl below. I desperately try to think of what I can do to make the action even more chaotic. I briefly consider setting Mac (the Robot) to Death to all humans mode and releasing him in the melee, but I decide to wait on that tactic. Besides, if he's noisy now, how noisy will he be after wading through bubble bath. I make a note to ask Blue about some lubricating oil for his joints.
Wait, I know. When we rescued the village from the cannibal menace, they gifted me with a huge bag of balloons. I run inside and fill some up with shaving cream, water, cappacino, anything I can think of. I go back to the balcony and begin lobbing my balloons on the unsuspecting targets.
A man, read a manual??? NO WAY!
i figured it'd be a waste of paper.
You're the engineer, i was hoping you'd have some oil.
After a brief attack on us from inv, i use my remote control to turn the robot back to death mode, to keep him busy for a while. Long enough to make a spud launcher anyway, i've got half of one in the workshop. I felt it would be a good way of defending the city against attack. Plus, you can load it with flour bombs as well.
He he he he......
BTW, could i have a proper workshop after you've finished you're last jobs?
After a few well aimed spuds, and the remote, i convinced Mac to through Inv into the pool. It took a while, but i ran out of flour bombs, so i jumped into the pond to wash off the rest of the gunk from me. Somewhere in that mass of bubble, i found inv again, who proceeded to bomb my just-washed hair. There weren't any bombs left around, so i tackled him instead, but he was too slippery, so he ended up pinning me down instead, and he messed up my hair.
LEAVE THE MOP ALONE. NEVER MESS WITH A WOG"S HAIR!!!! :bugeye:
i figured it'd be a waste of paper.
You're the engineer, i was hoping you'd have some oil.
After a brief attack on us from inv, i use my remote control to turn the robot back to death mode, to keep him busy for a while. Long enough to make a spud launcher anyway, i've got half of one in the workshop. I felt it would be a good way of defending the city against attack. Plus, you can load it with flour bombs as well.
He he he he......
BTW, could i have a proper workshop after you've finished you're last jobs?
After a few well aimed spuds, and the remote, i convinced Mac to through Inv into the pool. It took a while, but i ran out of flour bombs, so i jumped into the pond to wash off the rest of the gunk from me. Somewhere in that mass of bubble, i found inv again, who proceeded to bomb my just-washed hair. There weren't any bombs left around, so i tackled him instead, but he was too slippery, so he ended up pinning me down instead, and he messed up my hair.
LEAVE THE MOP ALONE. NEVER MESS WITH A WOG"S HAIR!!!! :bugeye:
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(Oh boy... Getting scandalous down at the pool. Wet, slippery bubble wrestling. I wish I were really there. I'll have to think a bit about what to do next. Can't get too outrageous in here. )
(By the way, excellent idea. A workshop will soon be in the works. Maybe I could make a kiln for spuriousMonkey, as well. I'm sure the quality of his pottery would improve if fired in a proper kiln. I still don't know what to build for Kunax. A scratching post?)
)(By the way, excellent idea. A workshop will soon be in the works. Maybe I could make a kiln for spuriousMonkey, as well. I'm sure the quality of his pottery would improve if fired in a proper kiln. I still don't know what to build for Kunax. A scratching post?)
mmm, true, there's probably a M rating here. A stratching totom? a footy ball sized squeaky mouse?
Curses, Sexy Blue must have installed some type of remote override in her creation. He clanks out to the balcony and begins to grapple with me. I struggle to reach the override switch, but before I am able to... Splud!! A potato plunges into the wall several inches to the right of me. Sploof!! An explosion of flower right on my back. Suddenly, Mac lifts me up and tosses me off the balcony. The 30-foot plunge was really quite exhilarating. I couldn't even see for sure if I was headed towards the pool or the rocks because of all the bubbles.
Splash! Whew, the pool. Mac has good aim. Luckily, I had held on to a couple of balloons during my descent. When I saw Sexy Blue emerge into the little pocket inside the bubbles I had created during my fall, I lob one at her. It burst right on her hair in an explosion of chicken soup and giblets. She looked somewhat angry that I had messed up her hair and ran at me, trying to grapple me. Silly girl, doesn't she know I'm a construction worker and her dainty form is no match for me?
After a brief slippery struggle, I find myself on top of her, pinning her down. Blue didn't seem to mind at all despite her complaints of messed-up hair. All sorts of lecherous thoughts began to run through my mind. Where to start? I wondered.
Just then, a stream of water hit me square in the face. It seems that Kunax and Flossie had struck up a momentary partnership in this suds war. I was knocked back, spluttering. Then Kunax leaped out of the bubbles and tackled Blue just as she started to get to her feet.
In the distance, I faintly heard a clanking sound and a metallic voice screeching, "DEATH, MURDER, KILL!!!" Uh oh, Blue forgot to take Mac out of Death Mode. This could get hairy. Hopefully she didn't lose the remote during our wrestling bout.
Splash! Whew, the pool. Mac has good aim. Luckily, I had held on to a couple of balloons during my descent. When I saw Sexy Blue emerge into the little pocket inside the bubbles I had created during my fall, I lob one at her. It burst right on her hair in an explosion of chicken soup and giblets. She looked somewhat angry that I had messed up her hair and ran at me, trying to grapple me. Silly girl, doesn't she know I'm a construction worker and her dainty form is no match for me?
After a brief slippery struggle, I find myself on top of her, pinning her down. Blue didn't seem to mind at all despite her complaints of messed-up hair. All sorts of lecherous thoughts began to run through my mind. Where to start? I wondered.
Just then, a stream of water hit me square in the face. It seems that Kunax and Flossie had struck up a momentary partnership in this suds war. I was knocked back, spluttering. Then Kunax leaped out of the bubbles and tackled Blue just as she started to get to her feet.
In the distance, I faintly heard a clanking sound and a metallic voice screeching, "DEATH, MURDER, KILL!!!" Uh oh, Blue forgot to take Mac out of Death Mode. This could get hairy. Hopefully she didn't lose the remote during our wrestling bout.
Shit I Dropped The Remote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kunax, put it down. Drop. Now. Don't make me come there and get my hand bit off. KUNAX!
After retrieving the remote, and neutrilizing the robot (sorry bout that guys, just a joke), i gradually clawed my way out of the pool, using flossy as a support rope. A quick burst of water, and i'm soaped out. Definetly padlocking the bubble bath after this. Or a bubble neutrilizer.
Eeeiiiwwww, wet tigre fur. Kunax was in a playful mood, and one thing i learnt, a tiger does what it wants. Especially when it's escorted by an elephant.
After retrieving the remote, and neutrilizing the robot (sorry bout that guys, just a joke), i gradually clawed my way out of the pool, using flossy as a support rope. A quick burst of water, and i'm soaped out. Definetly padlocking the bubble bath after this. Or a bubble neutrilizer.
Eeeiiiwwww, wet tigre fur. Kunax was in a playful mood, and one thing i learnt, a tiger does what it wants. Especially when it's escorted by an elephant.
Taking Sexy Blues remote, I was now running in circle around her as she tried to get it back, several times Sexy Blue had almost caugth me but so far i manage to escape, then just as i was about to escape again, Flossie grapped me by the tail allowing Sexy Blue to get the remote and turn Mac's out of his "Death to human's"(benders ancester?) mode.
Sexy Blue must have thougth the game was over as she made it to the beach, but she was wrong, just as she turned her back to me, I saw my chance for a new "attack", qucikly i snug up behind Sexy Blue and with a small leap pinned her to the ground using my weight.
Sexy Blue hair had a strange smell of chicken suppe, licking her face and hair she even tasted like chicken (human popsicle(sp?)).
Suddenly spuriousmokey came runnig out the forest, still scream about the soap in his eyes.
Licking my popsicle I watch as spuriousmaonkey ran straigth into Flossie and fell back to the ground, Then Flossie grapped spuriousmonkey by the foot, lifted him up and duncked him head first in the pond, clearing the soap out his eyes
Sexy Blue must have thougth the game was over as she made it to the beach, but she was wrong, just as she turned her back to me, I saw my chance for a new "attack", qucikly i snug up behind Sexy Blue and with a small leap pinned her to the ground using my weight.
Sexy Blue hair had a strange smell of chicken suppe, licking her face and hair she even tasted like chicken (human popsicle(sp?)).
Suddenly spuriousmokey came runnig out the forest, still scream about the soap in his eyes.
Licking my popsicle I watch as spuriousmaonkey ran straigth into Flossie and fell back to the ground, Then Flossie grapped spuriousmonkey by the foot, lifted him up and duncked him head first in the pond, clearing the soap out his eyes
After da pool episode:
After sweeping the bubbles out, and clearing a few failed experiments away, i start working on my next invention-- hanggliders. Still waiting for more material to arrive though, so it may take a lil while. I may take an expedition up to the next village to stock up, and sell some of my wares. I pack my soap, and some bubble bath, leaving the rest locked up under my bed. Also, some scirum, and journal i found in the village, to give to the owner.
See ya's soon guys!
After sweeping the bubbles out, and clearing a few failed experiments away, i start working on my next invention-- hanggliders. Still waiting for more material to arrive though, so it may take a lil while. I may take an expedition up to the next village to stock up, and sell some of my wares. I pack my soap, and some bubble bath, leaving the rest locked up under my bed. Also, some scirum, and journal i found in the village, to give to the owner.
See ya's soon guys!
Screech!! Clank!! Skrawk!!! Clank!!! Bang!! Boom!!! Screech!!
Argh!! This damn robot's drivin' me nuts. I knew it wasn't a good idea to let it wade into the bubble mess. Gotta have some oil around here somewhere. Damn, where did I put it? I got to get out of here. I've been taking several days off since finishing Padma's house, and now seems like an excellent time to start on Sexy Blue's workshop. I would give Flossie a break and let Mac do the heavy work, but he's just too damn loud. So, off to the woods to get materials.
After I get enough materials to start, I go sit by the pool and start drawing plans. I notice that the marvelous fish that once graced the pool are now floating on the surface. Poor critters. Kunax doesn't seem to mind though, as he now has an easy meal.
I come up with several variations that I'm pleased with. I head down to Blue's place to show her my plans and get some feedback. She checks them out and picks out her favorite and recommends a few additions. She tells me that she's planning on taking a trip to the neighboring village. I ask her if she can get some more balloons. I used all mine in the Suds War. There's a few other things that I add to the list as well. Socks, underwear, oil (please, please, please, let them have some!!!), and maybe some fish to restock the pool.
I wish Sexy Blue well on her travels and hope that she returns soon. She programmed the robot to cook, but it doesn't cook as well as she does. and... well... I've grown accustomed to her feet... The view from the balcony won't be the same til she once more graces her rock with her presence. I secretly have painted some amateurish paintings of her sunbathing poolside. But no one knows about them but the robot (and he won't tell, will he?)
Ahh, I just had an idea about how to save the fish. There are several fishes in several ears that still survive. If we can depollute the pool, we can get the fish to breed and start anew. At least the fish can have sex in this thread.
Argh!! This damn robot's drivin' me nuts. I knew it wasn't a good idea to let it wade into the bubble mess. Gotta have some oil around here somewhere. Damn, where did I put it? I got to get out of here. I've been taking several days off since finishing Padma's house, and now seems like an excellent time to start on Sexy Blue's workshop. I would give Flossie a break and let Mac do the heavy work, but he's just too damn loud. So, off to the woods to get materials.
After I get enough materials to start, I go sit by the pool and start drawing plans. I notice that the marvelous fish that once graced the pool are now floating on the surface. Poor critters. Kunax doesn't seem to mind though, as he now has an easy meal.
I come up with several variations that I'm pleased with. I head down to Blue's place to show her my plans and get some feedback. She checks them out and picks out her favorite and recommends a few additions. She tells me that she's planning on taking a trip to the neighboring village. I ask her if she can get some more balloons. I used all mine in the Suds War. There's a few other things that I add to the list as well. Socks, underwear, oil (please, please, please, let them have some!!!), and maybe some fish to restock the pool.
I wish Sexy Blue well on her travels and hope that she returns soon. She programmed the robot to cook, but it doesn't cook as well as she does. and... well... I've grown accustomed to her feet... The view from the balcony won't be the same til she once more graces her rock with her presence. I secretly have painted some amateurish paintings of her sunbathing poolside. But no one knows about them but the robot (and he won't tell, will he?)
Ahh, I just had an idea about how to save the fish. There are several fishes in several ears that still survive. If we can depollute the pool, we can get the fish to breed and start anew. At least the fish can have sex in this thread.
"fish can have sex in this thread"
sweeeeeet. do i have to have sex with fellow fish or can anyone join me?
sweeeeeet. do i have to have sex with fellow fish or can anyone join me?