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A friend of mine came across this in a blog and linked me the site. I must admit it was quite an eye opener. And then a tear jerker when I just about bawled from laughter.
I've heard some men referring to soy products and foods as being 'girly' foods, like quiche, but this guy takes it to a whole different level.
It gets worse..
That's right all you small doodled men out there. You can now blame the soy products you may have consumed, or that your mother might have consumed while pregnant with you for your small weiner. And if you're gay, start drawing up that lawsuit!
The article gets worse as it goes on and frankly more ridiculous.
I shall leave you with the last line. It sums up this hilariously stupid article quite nicely.
Yeah. That's right! Avoid all that hippy, gay, girly foods such as tofu. It'll make you gay and give you a small willy!
Hmmm..I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.
Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.
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I've heard some men referring to soy products and foods as being 'girly' foods, like quiche, but this guy takes it to a whole different level.
It's now a default to be female?In fetal development, the default is being female.
It gets worse..
*Snort*Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
That's right all you small doodled men out there. You can now blame the soy products you may have consumed, or that your mother might have consumed while pregnant with you for your small weiner. And if you're gay, start drawing up that lawsuit!
The article gets worse as it goes on and frankly more ridiculous.
I shall leave you with the last line. It sums up this hilariously stupid article quite nicely.
LOL!P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.
Yeah. That's right! Avoid all that hippy, gay, girly foods such as tofu. It'll make you gay and give you a small willy!