The Religion subforum.

Oh. And album lyrics too.

Here's something up your alley:

Joe:
A good lovin' man
is hardest to find
A good woman needs
to ease her mind
And I know a few that
need to ease it behind
All y'gotta do is
grease it down
'N everything is fine

Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy

Manx:
Roll it over 'n grease
it down
I'll drive you through
the heart of town

Joe:
A girl don't need
No fancy grease
To get herself
Some rump release
Any kind
Of lube'll do
Maybe from another
Part of you
Lube from the North
Lube from the South
Take a little slobber
From the side of
your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
Roll it over
Grease it down
Here come that crazy
Screamin' sound...

Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
so it'll go down easy
Roll it over 'n grease it
down, down, down
Grease it down...
Oh no! Here comes
that screamin' sound
again... ​

 

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How is it gross and brutal? Haven't you ever looked in a medical or dentistry journal before? I have a few doctors and dentists in the family. I'd say the picture is really quite tame compared to some of their journal pictures.

I thought it was about governance of the religion forum, at least that's what the title says. I fthe topic has drifted that far, then pardon me for butting in.

 

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What?!
Me?!
PC!?

Who you talkin' to, woman.

I'm just on a cartwheeling associational centrifuge tonight. Whirling and spinning in my madness. I'll be decoding secret messages next.

 

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Yes. But this is a forum.
People are prepared for foul images in such situations. Here it's different.

Wanna see a picture of a weightlifter with a prolapsed bowel? Pretty amazing.

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
Warning. Foul image at the other end of link.
(That's how you do it, Woody old chum old pal.)

Pshaw.
Lay off the sacrificial wine. Eat more crackers.

Or maybe a muffin?

 

ROFLMAO

 

james can ban you for any reason.
he can "censor" your posts as he sees fit.

but let's keep this thread on topic shall we?

 

Guess who?

This was from Joe's Garage. A concept album which details the DANGERS that music can lead to.

The song quoted above is while Joe is in prison. He was imprisoned for ruining a perfectly good model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker by Golden Showering all over it.

Fascinating story, actually.

He never even knew he was a latent appliance fetishist until informed of this fact by L. Ron Hoover of the Church of Appliantology...

Poor Joe.
And it all came about from music.
Tsk. Tsk.

I bet he wish there was less fisting going on behind prison walls. He certainly learned his lesson though.

 

hey, does this mean i can put in some beheadings links?

 

Have at it. That's what this thread is here for.

Try posting some relevant album lyrics to go along with it though.

On topic, people!

 

invert nexus said:

Here's how I did it:

How do you get away with it and I don't?

 

uh, maybe someone reported your post as offensive, genji maybe?

 

no thanks, when i watched that video i frikken gagged up my toenails.

 

Cuz I'm just cool that way.

Nah.
I think that James deleted them because it was basically an anti-gay setup. You know how he is. He even banned someone for saying fag one time... Or asking about butt-cherries or something... Whatever.

Anyway. You're switching categories here.
We were discussing the picture of the colon, si?

 

Yep. Anything I say will offend him. Maybe we should just cut all my posts because his rights are greater than mine.

 

So in other words, there can be no discussion of homosexual behavior, period, except if you bless it somehow. Even neutral statements are unacceptible.

 

Or maybe you could just let homos be homos and then the homos will let theists be theists?

Where does that leave assholes like me? Not being fisted, that's for sure.

 

Oh come now. Don't be going so far.
You just can't say anything disparaging about them.

Freedom?

YOu betcha!

 

I said nothing disparaging in the thread. I just said "here's what they do, you judge for yourself."

 

yeah right, you probably got a butt plug the size of a mercedes.
*/sarcasm

 

Stay out of my closet!

Oh, come on. We're not retarded, Woody. Everybody knows damn well what you were saying with that thread.

"Eww. Look at what these fags are doing. Can you believe that? What freaks! Keep away from my hamster, you monsters!"