Here are the corrections:
M*W: Mine dearest atheist brethren of the saddened kingdom of sciforums, let us prayeth: The most high God of Lawdog hath given us but an evil thorn to pricketh our most wise side. Let us join together and ask this most invisible God on high to please enlarge the triumph of his loins, Lawdog, and forgive ye him, oh lord, for he seeth our delusion and knoweth not whateth to maketh of the foolish of us, and for the sake of our sacred and holy bandwidth space, we pray thou taketh away our stubborn hearts. Amen
its important to do things right. the -th ending only goes on verb endings.
M*W: Mine dearest atheist brethren of the saddened kingdom of sciforums, let us prayeth: The most high God of Lawdog hath given us but an evil thorn to pricketh our most wise side. Let us join together and ask this most invisible God on high to please enlarge the triumph of his loins, Lawdog, and forgive ye him, oh lord, for he seeth our delusion and knoweth not whateth to maketh of the foolish of us, and for the sake of our sacred and holy bandwidth space, we pray thou taketh away our stubborn hearts. Amen
its important to do things right. the -th ending only goes on verb endings.