29 August 2007: Amid speculation he might resign, Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, told reporters at a news conference in Boise he regretted pleading guilty to a charge stemming from his arrest during an investigation of lewd conduct at a Minneapolis airport bathroom. Craig, 62, steadfastly denied rumors that have arisen throughout 27 years in Congress that he is homosexual. "Let me be clear," he said, "I am not gay. I never have been gay."
OK. So Larry Craig, the Idaho senator who trolls airport shitters for oral sex, is not *gay.* I can believe that. A 62 year old man who still has a lust for aberrant, risky sex is certainly not *gay.* He is not *merry* or *happy.* At bottom, at the bottom of his toilet stall desires, he is in despair. He is not *gay.*
Something is missing in this man’s life that he insanely seeks to find in a stranger’s mouth or penis in an airport shitter. He is missing the meaning of his life, for it is only meaning that can withhold the burnings of the flesh.
The Ecclesiaste:
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep His commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
This is the meaning of life, and it has been lost for centuries. . .no one in our Age even considers this as a possibility, anymore. . .hence, the derangement of the world.
If Larry Craig doesn’t fear God, and doesn’t keep His commandments, then it is only natural Larry Craig would be lead by his burning flesh into airport shitter sexcapades.
I can believe Larry Craig when he says *I never have been gay.* This is a fellow who has most likely been sexually troubled all his life. . .a not uncommon disorder, it must be noted. Larry Craig, like most of us, is *troubled,* not *gay.*
Of course, this is not what Senator Craig means when he says he is not *gay.* He means to say he is not homosexual. I can believe this, also. At the very least, the Senator is bisexual. . .and who knows, maybe in his heart of hearts, he wants to be a woman. . .maybe he is a *transsexual?* But at the very least, the Senator is bisexual.
This is a growing disorder of the Age. . .Bisexualism. It would better simply be called *Sexualism.* The disorder has been around ever since Adam and Eve first noticed each other’s genitals. . .but in our present übersexual state, where the culture grossly sexualizes every aspect of life, there is less resistance to the disorder. And the disorder blossoms at earlier and earlier ages. . .it is commonplace now to read about 5, 6, 7 year old children raping and fornicating on school buses, in classrooms, on playgrounds, in teachers’ houses, etc. And the disorder seems never to abate. . .it is a life-long malady. Hence we have the tragicomic spectacle of a grandfatherly Senator tapping his foot in an airport shitter stall, signaling his burning desire for oral gratification.
There is the predictable call for the Senator to resign. Already the great pious pseudo-Christian Mitt Romney has *distanced* himself from the reprobate, who had been one of his supporters and his Senate liaison. . .
Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the spirit of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted.
I always laugh when the call is made for the public sinner to resign. . .if we all had to quit work every time we sinned, well. . .nothing much would ever get done, would it? As always, the greatest sin is being caught. The merciless would say the Senator is in a *unique* situation. He serves as one of the nation’s leaders, and must be held to a higher standard, blah, blah, blah. . .this is nonsense, of course.
In the public realm, Senator Larry Craig’s airport shitter frolick is a mere piddling sin (personally, for the Senator, it is certainly no small matter. . .he must live a life of constant inner turmoil, no cease from the cravings for sexual gratification, an unending battle, an unending LOSING battle with the flesh. . .he lives a life of defeat, punctuated with brief moments of euphoria, stolen here and there in the various rest stops, shitters and other *gay* cruising spots).
I have to laugh: Media will spend more time examining the shitters visited by Larry Craig than they spent examining BushCo’s claims for the Iraq war. There is no discussion by Media of the morality of the Iraq war, yet the airport shitter sins of Larry Craig will be beat to death.
As a matter of NATIONAL interest, Larry Craig’s toilet stall romances are of no consequence. . .hundreds of thousands are slaughtered in Iraq and Afghanistan, and Media never questions the morality. . .only the tactics, only the tactics for achieving some kind of positive gain for Amerika.
Larry Craig in the shitter: Media once again strains at a gnat while swallowing a camel.
We also see evidence of the manipulations and distortions of Media: Media is the chief promoter of the gross sexualization of the culture. . .yet Media reflects a puritanical reality that does not exist when fixating on these sex scandals. . .the reality of the grossly sexualized culture prohibits any type of sex scandal. . .who is left to be scandalized in a Lindsay Lohan culture?