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Counter said:
Hello.

Is a women simply a castrated man. Was woman created from a male??
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No it's the other way round. A man is a mutant form of a woman, with a shrunken and misshapen, degenerate sort of chromosome and in which various bits of genitalia have overgrown and fused. Rather disgusting really.
 
exchemist said:
A man is a mutant form of a woman, with a shrunken and misshapen, degenerate sort of chromosome and in which various bits of genitalia have overgrown and fused.
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Once upon a time, there were only XXs. They lived in paradise and ate and slept and laughed and played in the grassy fields, and it was safe and happy and they had not a care in the world.

Then one day, a particularly dumb XX said 'hold my beer' and climbed the tallest tree in the land, all the way up to the top. She hung on with just one hand and waved down at all the XXs below and yelled "HEY Y'ALL! LOOK AT ME!"

The other XXs all said 'Get down from there you idiot. You'll fall out of the tree and kill yourself.'

But this XX did not listen to her wise sisters, and lo, like an idiot, did she fall from the tree. But she did not kill herself. She broke off the tail of her X.

And so came to pass the rise of the XYs, and the world was cast into chaos.
 
Counter said:
Is a women simply a castrated man.
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Sure. Many years ago friend of mine lost his nuts in an unfortunate accident with a cordless drill (no need to get into the specifics). The upside is that he is now the proud mother of 2 very lovely children. By the way Counter, speaking of nuts.....
 
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