when you sit down for a long night with your vibrator only to realise you forgot the batteries
but ur a guy...
...what u need vibrator 4?
You know it's going to be a bad day when . . .
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but ur a guy...
...what u need vibrator 4?
Challenger78
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Oh dear god.
You know it's a bad day when:
You wake up with a man in your bed
You smell like petrol and don't know how it got there
When you realise that your nightmare wife is real
When the alarm clock says 00:00 with light shining through the window
Your cat is staring at you
You feel hot and sticky in only one place
You left bedcrumbs in bed.
You know it's a bad day when:
You wake up with a man in your bed
You smell like petrol and don't know how it got there
When you realise that your nightmare wife is real
When the alarm clock says 00:00 with light shining through the window
Your cat is staring at you
You feel hot and sticky in only one place
You left bedcrumbs in bed.
I can relate to bedcrumbs in the bed thing...
but, the cat staring at you is a sign of bad day? :bugeye: heh?
and about the hot and sticky in one place, isnt that a happy moment?
or do I not understand the reference?Challenger78
Valued Senior Member
I can relate to bedcrumbs in the bed thing...
but, the cat staring at you is a sign of bad day? :bugeye: heh?
and about the hot and sticky in one place, isnt that a happy moment?
Cat staring at you is a superstitious thing, also, you could have a roach on your head/she's about to attack.
Hot and sticky.. What do you think it means ?
P.S. Good to see you prolifically posting as always, Just try not to get banned.
hmmm well at times I feel very lonely (about the prolific posting)
umm sticky...and hot. Seriously, dude...thats a good thing, not a bad thing.
Or you wake up with two men and a dog!
When you realize you've become that nightmare wife!
Yeah...that was a bad day
No wonder my life sucks.
You know it's going to be a bad day when:
You went to sleep at 12:30, got a text message at 1:30, got up at 5:30 and are now posting on SF because you can't sleep!
You went to sleep at 12:30, got a text message at 1:30, got up at 5:30 and are now posting on SF because you can't sleep!
Challenger78
Valued Senior Member
Been there. Keep caffiene handy, It helps.
Challenger78
Valued Senior Member
When you wake up and when you put your foot down on the floor there's water everywhere.
Challenger78
Valued Senior Member
When you wake up and you think it's a bad day.
It's that simple, sometimes a positive outlook can change everything.
It's that simple, sometimes a positive outlook can change everything.
dude...you got a p.e?
You look out your front door & see a flock of Pterosaurs landing on your lawn.
You look out your window & see you're passing the top of the Empire State Building.
You hear footsteps in the attic at 2 am.
1111
You look out your window & see you're passing the top of the Empire State Building.
You hear footsteps in the attic at 2 am.
1111
Challenger78
Valued Senior Member
.........when you put your artificial legs on the wrong way round, and keep on ending up back in bed.
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You get into work, and all the Christians who were telling you about the Rapture haven't turned up for some reason.
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You get into work, and all the Christians who were telling you about the Rapture haven't turned up for some reason.
Especially if you are a passenger on the Titanic.
LOL! I was thinking about a water pipe breaking overnight and flooding your home/apartment!
I was thinking about a water pipe breaking overnight and flooding your home/apartment!
And I thought it was you weeing the bed.