Coolest Movie Quotes of all time

From Repo Man:

Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.


Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto: What?
Leila: Our relationship!
Otto: Fuck that!
Leila: You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you!
 
"How bout nooooooo! You crazy Dutch bastard"- Dr Evil. Austin Powers. Gold Member

"I loveded you piggy I loveded youuuuu!"
"Its got chicken legs"
Both Gir off Invader Zim love it love it love it. And Gir is my little robot dressed as a green dog on my avatar.
Zim- "why was there bacon in the soap?!"
Gir-"I made it myself!"

Also
Dr. Evil- "Quick pro quo Mr powers"
Austin Powers- "Yes squid pro ro" Gold member again.

Well ghost rider was cool without saying anything. I can't think of much else only comedy 1s sticks in my head
Like the whole "bags of sand" "yeah you're nailing me" sequence from 40 year old virgin.
 
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Gibbs: [In Tortuga signing sailors up] And what makes you think your worthy to crew the Black Pearl
Old wannabe Sailor: Truth be told I’ve never sailed a day in me life I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young
Gibbs: You'll do make, your mark, Next
Drunk wannabe Sailor: My wife ran off with my dog an I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rats if I live or die
Gibbs: Perfect, Next

American Psycho

Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten: The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott: So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman: "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick...”
[laughs]
 
Split Second
"I need a gun... a big gun... a fucking big gun".


The Incredibles
"They keep finding new ways to reward mediocrity".
 
I'ill be Back.

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Fathoms said:
I came here for two things, drinking beer and kicking some ass... looks like I'm all out of beer.
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What is that from?

I remember, "I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of bubblegum."
It was from a REALLY bad movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper - called "Them" maybe?
 
Robert DeNiro - Taxi Driver

"You talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me?
Well, who the hell else are you talking to? You talking to me?
Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you are talking to?"
 
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
 
one_raven said:
What is that from?

I remember, "I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I am all out of bubblegum."
It was from a REALLY bad movie with Rowdy Roddy Piper - called "Them" maybe?
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"dazed and confused".


and you are wrong. "They Live" RULES! it has the best fistfight ever! the fight was even recreated on southpark!
 
Don't know about coolest, but certainly unforgettable :eek:

Peter: What should we write...

Robby: I want to poop back and forth.

Peter: What? What does that mean?

Robby: Like I'll poop into her butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever.
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From "Me and You and Everyone we know"
 
The Devil Inside said:
and you are wrong. "They Live" RULES! it has the best fistfight ever! the fight was even recreated on southpark!
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"Just put the God damned glasses on!"
:roflmao:

I have that stupid fight scene on my "Ultimate Fights" DVD.
I've seen it 100 times.
Everytime I get drunk and stupid with people over, I make them watch it and laugh my ass off.
 
Back to the Future (part 1)

Stella Baines (re: Marty McFly): He's a very strange young man.
Sam Baines: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. Parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine - if you ever have a kid who acts that way, I'll disown you.


Doc Brown(looking at left wristwatch): Damn! Where is that kid?! (Right wristwatch): Damn! (Pocketwatch): Damn damn!!


Marty: Hey Doc, we'd better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Doc Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads..."


And of course, there's the immortal "Great Scott!!"
 
Jerome Benton in Under the Cherry Moon.

"I hate stupid people. Stupid people have stupid kids. Don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if a stupid parent don't answer the door!"
 
Back to the Future (part 3)

Buford Tannen: If you ain't there, I'll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck!
Gang member: It's dog, Buford. Shoot him down like dog.

Doc Brown: Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googleplex!

Old barfly: Everybody, everywhere, will say "Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellowbelly in the West!"

Doc Brown: Your future hasn't been written yet. No-one's has. Your future is whatever you make it! So make it a good one!
 
The Slow Clap from

Not Another Teen Movie.


**Did you know... Mellissa Hart is from Long island, NY?
 
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