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the pigeons flying right below it. I was stunned... not about the crap per se, but that I could see the crap from that kind of distance. Suddenly I realized, I couldn't see the crap... I felt, like and urge to crap myself, with no actual crap to follow it up. I realized then that something was different, something was...
 
that something was a bit 'cosmictraveler', as some people might call it,but then all of a sudden the harsh cry of the anti humour mayor was heard to scream.....
 
... followed closely by a gurgling sound. Drowning in a onslaught of pigeon shit (So many pigeons, each apparently with laser guided crap) is well, a shitty way to go. Poor guy, if he'd only...
 
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shit, gravity and accurate pigeons is a goddamn scary combination, even when you're dead. I think ...
 
... but as it were, the universe keeps doing those lethargic porker style tricks on all its inhabitants and this sometimes leads to shifts in the space-time continuum, which, on the surface texture of the universe, then show as pigeon shit. I must remind you though, that such shifts are indicative of a much deeper ...
 
space-time distortion that leads to worlds where it literally rains pigeon shit, not water, and the inhabitants of said planets deal with it by.....
 
universal expulsion of abstract bowel contents. That, and sometimes the universe suffers from various forms of abstract intestinal issues, which can result in
 
stuck in his ass. every morning when wally wakes up with his inane smile busting from his yawn, he takes the shoehorn from his ass, waves his underpants in the air...
 
I need somthing to wipe the sh*t of this shoehorn, my underpants are already full.
quickly pass me a...
 
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