Finish my Sentence

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  1. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    "my God what the hell is that in the sky??", i look up and there was a.....
     
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  3. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    pigeon dropping a load of crap right on....
     
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  5. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    the pigeons flying right below it. I was stunned... not about the crap per se, but that I could see the crap from that kind of distance. Suddenly I realized, I couldn't see the crap... I felt, like and urge to crap myself, with no actual crap to follow it up. I realized then that something was different, something was...
     
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  7. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    that something was a bit 'cosmictraveler', as some people might call it,but then all of a sudden the harsh cry of the anti humour mayor was heard to scream.....
     
  8. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    ... followed closely by a gurgling sound. Drowning in a onslaught of pigeon shit (So many pigeons, each apparently with laser guided crap) is well, a shitty way to go. Poor guy, if he'd only...
     
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  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    shit on others first as they shit on him last...
     
  10. NO1 I Am DARKNESS Registered Senior Member

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    than, than they would maybe understand why
     
  11. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    shit, gravity and accurate pigeons is a goddamn scary combination, even when you're dead. I think ...
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    that shit sometimes comes from peoples mouths that really are...
     
  13. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    ... but as it were, the universe keeps doing those lethargic porker style tricks on all its inhabitants and this sometimes leads to shifts in the space-time continuum, which, on the surface texture of the universe, then show as pigeon shit. I must remind you though, that such shifts are indicative of a much deeper ...
     
  14. Cottontop3000 Death Beckoned Registered Senior Member

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    space-time distortion that leads to worlds where it literally rains pigeon shit, not water, and the inhabitants of said planets deal with it by.....
     
  15. wesmorris Nerd Overlord - we(s):1 of N Valued Senior Member

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    universal expulsion of abstract bowel contents. That, and sometimes the universe suffers from various forms of abstract intestinal issues, which can result in
     
  16. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    tummy ache
     
  17. ReighnStorm The Smoke that Thunders Registered Senior Member

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    Followed by.............................
     
  18. Arquibus Master of Useless Information Registered Senior Member

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    .....finding yourself in bed with a man named Wally who...
     
  19. moss Registered Member

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    has nothing but a smile and a shoehorn...
     
  20. ellion Magician & Exorcist (93) Registered Senior Member

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    stuck in his ass. every morning when wally wakes up with his inane smile busting from his yawn, he takes the shoehorn from his ass, waves his underpants in the air...
     
  21. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    and yells at the top of his voice....
     
  22. ellion Magician & Exorcist (93) Registered Senior Member

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    "where did my boots go you F****rs"
     
  23. audible un de plusieurs autres Registered Senior Member

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    I need somthing to wipe the sh*t of this shoehorn, my underpants are already full.
    quickly pass me a...
     
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