Oh, I see! It was all a big joke!
The issue then, Q-reeus, is that if there are no signs in your posts that you aren't being serious, people are likely to take your posts to be an honest expression of your opinions. People on the internet can't see your smirk; all we see are your words on the screen.
Besides, you're on the record as believing in exactly the kind of paranormal woo that you now claim you were obliquely joking about there.
The upshot of all that is that I'm left with a sort of "boy who cried wolf" dilemma. Am I now to take your claim that it was all a joke you were having at cluelusshusband's expense seriously, or could it be that this latest claim of yours is a dishonest evasion on your part? There's no way to tell.
So what about the UFOs, Q-reeus? Is your belief that UFOs are paranormal ghost-like manifestations also a big joke, or is that a real opinion you hold? If it's the former, then you could have clarified your humourous intent months, if not years, ago. That would have saved us both a considerable amount of time.