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They are going to fill in Lake Michigan, and build on it.
They're like fucking beavers - it's instinctual.
 
My Dad grew up there, his people came over from the Netherlands in the 1840's, we used to go up there every summer when I was a kid.

Back in those days, about half the town were real blonds, it was freaky.
 
My Dad grew up there, his people came over from the Netherlands in the 1840's, we used to go up there every summer when I was a kid.

Back in those days, about half the town were real blonds, it was freaky.

im from kalamazoo.
half the last names start with "Van"-something or other around that part of michigan.

its gross.
 
I just got back from Holland and the Dutch people are great! (Even if they're all drugged up). They're perfectly polite and everything.
 
After watching the news this week I must admit that I was wrong.
Americans are not retarded, morons and this entire thread is motivated by envy.

I, for one, was gripped by a deep jealousy when I saw the news.

Where I live we don’t have the freedom to go out in a violent rampage killing and maiming.
Why can’t Europeans learn something from America’s example?
 
After watching the news this week I must admit that I was wrong.
Americans are not retarded, morons and this entire thread is motivated by envy.

I, for one, was gripped by a deep jealousy when I saw the news.

Where I live we don’t have the freedom to go out in a violent rampage killing and maiming.
Why can’t Europeans learn something from America’s example?

You need a hug.
Or an automatic gun with loads of ammo.
 
You need a hug.
Or an automatic gun with loads of ammo.
I do.
It took a lot of guts, on my part, to admit that I was wrong and to express the real motives behind my criticism of American life and of Americans.

Some Americans saw right through me, and the others like me, who dared offer an honest assessment of them.
They knew that, just like the “terrorists”, we envy America and so we insult her and attack her.
I mean, why else would we say such cruel things abvout the U.S.A.?

In my home town we don’t have the liberties and privileges Americans have.
Cherry Cola, for example, is nowhere to be found and…where the hell are all the Wendy’s!?
Can we buy guns and kill, just like in the video games?
Nooooooo!

We’re not allowed.
Jeez….I’m moving to America, the land where you go off to work or to school never knowing if you’ll make it back home.
That’s exciting.
 
Sounds like you need to work on your own country, better stay there.
That’s a very wise suggestion.
I think I’ll do just that, even though I’ll be burdened with a life lived with jealousy because I can’t be American.
The torment of me living in a country with no freedom or Cherry Pop or hollow-point bullets sold at the corner and that oh so free press you guys have over there, will be difficult.

Poland, I love you!!!!

Good point, but I don't think Saty wants to sit down and "shoot the shit" with me.
I’m just waiting for that good ol’ American intelligence of yours to explain how space is a “substance” – What’s time then?’ - and to teach us infidels about the deluge and Noah’s Ark andf about pyramids and how God used the metric system to paln out his universe and about the pixies living in my closet…
What, you don’t believe there are pixies living in my closet?!

Prove that they don’t!

Have I ever told you how attractive you are?
 
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