When I did see this thread I was a bit surprised!
Are there still people who believe in evolution?
By that I mean of course macro evolution,
Of course that whole thing is one big hoax.
It was set up by a secret society to keep us away from so called 'occult' things
and to 'put' us deep in scientific materialism.
It was a hoax from the start, but a lot of people are blinded by their faith in this crap,
I understand that.
Nonetheles, the Emperor has No Clothes.
Evolution's a black box, you know: Take This (theory)!
Tune: "It's Dangerous To Go Alone" (Joel C, Starbomb)
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*instrumental organ keys*
Geoff:Hey
Hey
Alright
Yeah
Aww yeah -
My name is Geoff, y'all, straight outta some U
Been a-doin' science since ‘92’, old school
I'm bringin' you a laid-back evolution Friday fisker -
WellWisher: Hold on a minute, Geoff!
Geoff: Hey, what's up there WellWisher?
WellWisher:I see that you're embarkin' on another mental quest
You're gonna use that data for some theoretical address
But you need a new perspective that'll never ever miss!
Evolution’s a black box, y’know:
Take this!
Geoff: Oh, thanks WellWisher, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for some logic that’s concise!
Though I've never seen a theory that relied so much on ice –
Oh god, that's not a theory! It's woo-woo in disguise
WellWisher: *grabs mic* Yes, I can't liiieee, I have disguised my woo!
And I’ve published on the internet like all the crackpots do!
No emotions Geoff, don't leave the thread, where do you think you're going?
This's a chance to make you famous with some deluded crowing!
Geoff: That. Was. Weird. But whatever: there is no time to lose
I gotta analyse some data for an agricultural group
Wait, this isn't straight residuals, I'm in Lamarkian City
Looks just like Mary Eddysville but even more shitty
At the corner of Faulty Logic and Tautological Junction
This fucking SAS macro must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly there is science to do
Wellwisher: Hold on a minute Geoff!
Geoff:WellWisher, that you?
Wellwisher: Life science is a field you can’t control with doctrine and wits
Evolution’s a black box, y’know:
Take this!
Geoff: Well that's really kind o-
D'aaah! That's your crazy plan again!
Look, I know I'm openminded but water's
just a sol-vent!
WellWisher: Don't be that way bitch: let me introduce you
To my best friends Colloidal Johnson and the Christian Science dude
If you get the Nobel Prize, you know, you're prob'ly gonna lose it
So why don't you drop a word for me about my fishy bullshit?
Geoff:Oh my God!
…
I gotta log outta here, my
in silico awaits
I really must submit before the last review date
Looks like the macro isn't working with this fixer
WellWisher: Hold on a minute Geoff!
Geoff: God
damn it, WellWisher!
WellWisher: Macroevolution, it's a tautlogical mess
Evolution’s a black box, y’know:
Take - !
Geoff: NO!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, I'm not listening to your-
Doesn't make any damn-
Stop the chilled out groove!
…Jeez!
You start these threads telling me you got a water theory -
It's
not real, I'm
not gonna validate it, I'm-
No!
…
storms off
WellWisher: … so is that a "No" on the funding or... okay.