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cinema-going, thus paving the way for television and the right for every New Zealander to have a flock of sheep in his home. This made it easy for politicians to pull the wool over people's eyes so they could not see which way they were voting and that lead to ...
 
chaos at the voting booth which resulted in the first ever yellow-eyed penguin elected prime minister and that enraged blue penguins the world over because....
 
Becuse it was not a penguin at all; it was a penguin-impersonating nun from the order of the Immaculate Sisters Whose Feet Don't Stick To Ice and who flap their wings in prayer as th ice melts. They eat fish every day, not just on Fridays which means they will go to heaven because the lord ....
 
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is going to kill anybody who doesn't munch on fish, but unknown to everyone an intelligent fish was evolving below the waves, building a civilization and plotting for world domination, the first sign of their intent occurred when ........
 
Dolphins assassinated the director of a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, and then took over the films productions resulting in...
 
fly-on-the wall documentaries showing the mating rituals of mankind ,which the dolphins found hilarious because they couldn't see why missionaries had to do it in a particular way as opposed to others who prefer doggie style so they won't miss their favourite tv programs. Missing an episode of a soap has tragic consequences because ....
 
not only were the actors fish in disguise but subliminal tactical messages were being passed on that intelligence services the world over didn't pick up, it was by chance that a local shepherd boy from the Pyrenees, heard what sounded like ........
 
a peasant whistling on the other side of the valley and thus a new form of communication was born because he went home and invented the telephone.The prototype was stolen by an unscrupulous American know as Ma Bell who installed the first hoteine in the White House but, as there was no one to talk to, the president used it as a decoration on his Christmas tree where it remained until ....
 
the unfortunate fire that started in the washroom. While he was shaving his legs he had to put his cigar down. It fell to the ground igniting the toilet paper but he was too busy.........
 
worrying about affairs of state to think of the state of affairs in the washroom. The overhead sprinkler made his cigar all soggy so he had to use it for chawin baccy just like a frontiersman onh is way to Californy to meet a pious woman who lived among the angels and fron whom he hoped to get ....
 
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lewinskied, and the women were a bunch of no-good, down and out, low life , scum of the Earth who belonged to the Temple of the One-Eyed Trouser Snake and their mission was to....
 
infiltrate the house of Ra one toothed mini SUV, that rolled passed their booties with its glistering gold trimmed wheels shining like overoiled body of sexy Maniana baby gal whos' mission was to...
 
pressed on her ignition, inigiating G-spot acceleration propelling the force extremeties of the bullets steaming hot guns blowing off steam of his gunstar and...
 
the giant wad chucking serpent, throbbing red hot and spitting huge columns of molten matter filled the battered orifice to capacity, to which our unsuspecting heroine ....
 
woke up and realized it was all a bad dream and she was a he, the baccy chawin frontiersman who was due to meet Sandra B. Ible within 24 hours when she would explain that computer games had not yet been invented. Instead they would play ...
 
and gasped because he remembered that nickelodeon was looking over his shoulder at his hands which were...
 
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