Jokes and Funny Stories II

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The airplane safety video..

37K views · 556 reactions | The safety video is always a downer #rickygervais #standup #flying | Ricky Gervais Fans | Ricky Gervais Fans · Original audio

The safety video is always a downer #rickygervais #standup #flying. Ricky Gervais Fans · Original audio

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Make sure you get a Cat Scan while you're there!

And a Pollygraph!

 

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Early pic of the Rolling Stones...

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So he got BETTER looking after all that rock-n-roll shit?

 

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I'm 73 and I don't worry about that. I have to activate a valve to pee. (AMS 800 if you're wondering.)

 

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I clean because I drink. Can't find that five gal jug of moonshine otherwise.

 

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This is one of the signs it's not really necessary to keep saving up for your kids' college education.

 

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