Why Sciforums Should Not Be Destroyed: A Fond look at Chodes
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Ah, the heady champagne of power.
Those were trippy days, those-- know something?
I mostly used that modership to finally watch you, Gustav, that slippery eel slithering through the forums on invisible, on the Who's Online.
A naughty misanthrope craves mischief, not power. Big-- big-- mistake.
*funeral grin*
On topic:
Those were trippy days, those-- know something?
I mostly used that modership to finally watch you, Gustav, that slippery eel slithering through the forums on invisible, on the Who's Online.
A naughty misanthrope craves mischief, not power. Big-- big-- mistake.
*funeral grin*
On topic:
Forgot to address this-- in the story, Gendanken shreds her report and gives Baubo a statue.
superstring01
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Do ya wanna', wanna' Fanta?
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An interesting choice of words.
That's your fiftieth reference to chodes since we started sleeping together. [[starts to wonder]] Here I thought you were a girth girl. Guess I was wrong.
More like parting.
~String
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An interesting choice of words.
That's your fiftieth reference to chodes since we started sleeping together. [[starts to wonder]] Here I thought you were a girth girl. Guess I was wrong.
More like parting.
~String
superstring01
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Both, rhetorically gifted counter-culturalists. Word mavens. Dark skinned. Buxom. Cat lovers. Man haters. Both religious.
Okay. . . kidding about the religious part, Gendy.
~String
superstring01
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Superstring:
I'm not dark skinned-- "gold" or "honey" colored isn't brown, you freckled slough.
Though I wish you weren't-- always wanted tits the size of Vesuvius.
Unfortunately, I've got the type of body irresistible to mothers and pedophiles.
With two little tumors pretending to fit in a bra.
Fuck you S.A.M.
None of you bitches has a Piojo:
You're so fucking envious-- look at you all glued to the screen right now like a slug.
You want her, you crave her, your mouth quivering to muzzle itself in her fur.
You want to squeeze a mew out of her on your face.
She'th got me thounding like thuperthring at a Gaga conthert when I pet her.
Tell me she's not the cutest cat in the world and I'll break your face with a chair.
*ruminating*
I'm not a lesbian either-- not only do I agree with you that women are gross, but the only woman I'd ever bang is Norma Loquendi.
So no, I don't hate men--- just little boys like the Marquis that grow up to be women.
I realize I've been whoring that awesome word for weeks now-- CHODE!-- but its got this puerile brilliance that 'fun bridge' and 'taint' don't.
I can't explain it.
Can anyone else think of these words? Like 'fucknuckle' and 'clunis' for me to chuckle at work with?
That's news.
I'm not dark skinned-- "gold" or "honey" colored isn't brown, you freckled slough.
Still off.
Though I wish you weren't-- always wanted tits the size of Vesuvius.
Unfortunately, I've got the type of body irresistible to mothers and pedophiles.
With two little tumors pretending to fit in a bra.
Fuck you S.A.M.
Totally.
None of you bitches has a Piojo:
You're so fucking envious-- look at you all glued to the screen right now like a slug.
You want her, you crave her, your mouth quivering to muzzle itself in her fur.
You want to squeeze a mew out of her on your face.
She'th got me thounding like thuperthring at a Gaga conthert when I pet her.
Tell me she's not the cutest cat in the world and I'll break your face with a chair.
I don't hate men. Do you when his tongue should be hung on your wall like a trophy?
*ruminating*
I'm not a lesbian either-- not only do I agree with you that women are gross, but the only woman I'd ever bang is Norma Loquendi.
So no, I don't hate men--- just little boys like the Marquis that grow up to be women.
An interesting chode of words, indeed.
I realize I've been whoring that awesome word for weeks now-- CHODE!-- but its got this puerile brilliance that 'fun bridge' and 'taint' don't.
I can't explain it.
Can anyone else think of these words? Like 'fucknuckle' and 'clunis' for me to chuckle at work with?
superstring01
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Cute. No Milo. Your vaguely-reminiscent-of-a-good-cat cannot compare to the cuteness of my little Meeloo.
~String
superstring01
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Sorry. Did I say "dark"? I meant darkie. At the very least, cimmerian.
And here I was bragging about my penis size to you. Dang.
Seriously. I was the grumpiest curmudgeon at that fucking concert. Too LOUD. I shoulda' gotten some ear plugs. Stupid me.
Eh. I'll risk the chair.
You've used other big words too. But chode seems to be savoir-faire.
Buttnugget.
~String
superstring01
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You know that little fucher (french for "fucker" it's pronounced "foo-shay") doesn't meow. Never. Never frakking ever. Never. Never. Never.
He croaks. I wish you could hear it, but you always slip yer panties on and run out the door so quickly in the morning that you miss out on it.
Anyhoo. He and I have this routine and he knows his part well. When I say "no" to the sundry things he does (i.e. entering my bedroom, standing in the kitchen demanding nummie-nummies). I say, "Nooooo Meeloo. Nooooh!" And he sayd, "Ah' ah' ah' ahhhh'" with the cutest croaking voice.
I'm dying for a cat that meows. Even my fat fucker, Oliver, doesn't meow. I squeeks. Little pussy. Though, I guess that's where we get the term "pussy" from.
~String
He croaks. I wish you could hear it, but you always slip yer panties on and run out the door so quickly in the morning that you miss out on it.
Anyhoo. He and I have this routine and he knows his part well. When I say "no" to the sundry things he does (i.e. entering my bedroom, standing in the kitchen demanding nummie-nummies). I say, "Nooooo Meeloo. Nooooh!" And he sayd, "Ah' ah' ah' ahhhh'" with the cutest croaking voice.
I'm dying for a cat that meows. Even my fat fucker, Oliver, doesn't meow. I squeeks. Little pussy. Though, I guess that's where we get the term "pussy" from.
~String
No, you meant 'perky' and there's that word again sending chills through my dying libido.
~Cimmerian~, not as interesting a word as Sabine or Polish (notice what capitalization does to that word, Polish, feel it in your mouth.
polish, short o, used to describe a process of rubbing a surface.
Polish, long o, used to describe a person robbing a grocery store.
But Cimmerian is a novel term not as commonly whored as Trojan, Athenian, even Saracean which is the old word for 'Somalian' that Walter Scot popularized in many a romantic's overblown, logorrhic debaucheries.
Where was I? Right.
My thread's imminent closure-- ironic, considering the theme of the story.
Got some cool pictures out of it, though.
You were surrounded by gays wearing police tape, patent leather, and Nioprine rubber-- all of them there to see raunchy Gaga.
What'd you expect of something not unlike the sound of Gustav in the presence of water?
(aside: totally saw half my post left dangling on the bottom of yours before fixing it. Fail....)
superstring01
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Or Lilith. LILITH goddamnit! L.I.L.I.T.H.
Well. You're not as well-read as I am!
I'm betting it gets to stay open for a while. The theme of the board is "free thoughts". We're free thinking. Those of us without thought control collars on, that is.
Odd. I had the image of him being a Chihuahua yapping at the mailman.
Caught that did ye'?
~String
(hehehe, you said "dangle")
sounds like a lisp tho i think you are aiming for motherese
ja? nein?
i need a better pic of piojo
Err... did somebody say assnipples??
I did a google search for assnipples and this thread showed up.
I did a google search for assnipples and this thread showed up.
Lol yes. I do have to admire her verbal style.
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